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Last night Mesa ate a strange brownie. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! Mesa had an experience Mesa had only seen from afar or watched on Sid and Marty Krofft TV shows. Huh? As mesa friend was speakin', his head and words began to stretch. Ooh! Mesa'd say things that didn't seem to make sense to anyone, such as 'der soreness in mesa throat is not where tis' or 'Mesa have convinced yousa Mesa am a Chinese waiter.' Way? Esqueeze mesa.