Thursday, March 27, 2003

If there are vegetarians, are there any fungitarians?

Wednesday, March 26, 2003

Spotted the other day on a pro-war demonstrator's sign, "Honk if you extremely dislike France."

Maybe I'll add a line to my peace sign, "Honk if you're even mildly attracted to me."

Tuesday, March 18, 2003

I wonder what I should write on my placard when I march for peace. How 'bout "Stop the Borg" or "Oil Schmoil"? Ideas?

Monday, March 17, 2003

Like my dad says, "When you live in Shit Town, don't take a crap."

Thursday, March 13, 2003

I coined a new phrase after seeing the movie, "Laurel Canyon" last night. "The Feel Up Movie of the Year." God, I'm witty.

Monday, March 10, 2003

Shrinkie the Bear says:

Magical Thinking will get you nowhere...or everywhere.

Wednesday, March 05, 2003

Did you know that Venice, Italy was founded by people evading Attila the Hun and his crew by hiding in the marshes? There's a place like that in my mind, only it's called Fritzie.