Monday, February 20, 2017

My daughter says we could write a superhero story about my father. "You know how there's Superman? He could be SuperOldMan."

Monday, November 21, 2016


"Even damnation is poisoned with rainbows" -Leonard Cohen.

Friday, September 09, 2016

Psst. I'm hiding the cure for cancer in my shoe.

Sunday, August 14, 2016

"Excuse me, do you have a slice of tape?"

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Found notes from a dream I had while at a seminar out of town:

Three strangers/siblings and one kid of a village are locked into a mountainside for what they think is an hour. They go to sleep, but when they wake up it's centuries later. They are covered with a fine, white dust.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Yes, Mr. Library User, that it is 2015 and you as a business person do not own your own PC is absolutely my fault.

Wednesday, May 13, 2015


I was rollerblading through the UCLA campus trying to find Moore Hall for my first class in Law School. It's crowded and the campus is all mixed up so I can't find Moore Hall. I run into Barry Williams' clone who promises to lead me to Moore Hall. I think we're going to get it on later. I was never into Greg Brady, but whatevs.

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

If I could never again see a Hexbug inserted into a vagina, that would be great. #parenthood

Thursday, May 23, 2013

So, the Echo Center (also known as Echo Parent & Education and formerly The Center for Nonviolent Education and Parenting) is a cult, right? Discuss.

Tuesday, December 04, 2012

I'm sorry if California hurt you.