Monday, May 29, 2017

Winchell-Mahoney Time Lyrics (1954 Decca)

(Kids) Yay!
(Paul) Hiya, boys and girls!
(Kids)Hiya, Paul
(Jerry) Hiya kids!
(Kids)Hiya Jerry
(Jerry)Welcome to another meeting of the Jerry Mahoney Club, heh heh heh heh
(Paul)Say boys and girls would you like to join us right now and sing our theme song?
(Kids) Yeah!
(Jerry) Okay, Milt, let's go

Hooray! Hoorah!
It's Winchell-Mahoney Time and Winchell-Mahoney Time
Is time for fun

Hooray! Hurrah!
We're glad everybody's here
C'mon let us hear a cheer from everyone

So ready in your places
Light up your happy faces
Ya gotta yell and tell 'em who you are
Hip hip
Hooray! Hoorah!
Cis boom bah

(Paul)Scotty waddy doo doo, --You!
(Kids)Scotty waddy doo doo
(Paul) Everybody!
(Kids) Scotty waddy doo doo time

Hooray, Hoorah
(instrumental)
Hooray, Hoorah
(instrumental)
Hip Hip
Hooray! Hoorah!
Cis Boom Bah
(instrumental)

(Jerry)Go ahead, Knuckle, take it

(Knucklehead) OK, here I go
Hooray, Hoorah
It's Winchell-Mahoney Time and Winchell-Mahoney Time
Is time for fun

Hooray, hoorah
We're glad everybody's here
C'mon let us hear a cheer from everyone

(Jerry) Irving?
(Irving) So ready in your places
Light up your happy faces
You gotta yell hooray!

(Paul)Everybody
Hip Hip
Hooray! Hoorah!
Cis Boom Bah
(Paul)Now me, Scotty watty doo doo-- You!
(Kids)Scotty watty doo doo
(Paul) Everyone!
(All)Scotty watty doo doo time








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