Thursday, September 30, 2004

Have you ever noticed that Liam Neeson bears a striking resemblance to Alice the Goon?

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Whew! I finally bought a new computer (another Mac) today. Suddenly life is a lot less buggy. My first laptop! My first CD/DVD burner! Welcome to the Aughts. I'm a late adopter.

Monday, September 20, 2004

I wish cars had a special "U" shaped light in the back that could use to indicate when you are about to make a U-Turn.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Shrinkie the Bear says:

Your gutlessness is almost entertaining to watch.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Most of us are familiar with the Chinese proverb/blessing, "May you live in uninteresting times," which I think is meant to suggest people are happiest when they aren't faced with a lot of conflict and upheaval.

I have a message for you:
May you date uninteresting men.

Thursday, September 09, 2004

Kicked in the Taco
by Frank Black

Today at the New Morocco
I got kicked in the taco
All I saw were stars
Say, it's a bit nightmarish
From here to Albondigas Parish
Underneath the stars
Hey, I got kicked in the taco
There's a brewing sirroco
On the planet of Mars
And from me, you got my message of love
You got my message
You got my message of love

Sunday, September 05, 2004

Haloscan lost half the comments on this blog. How vexing.

I've been painting my apartment all weekend and listening to all my Frank Black CDs over and over. My favorite song this weekend is "Kicked in the Taco" off of the Cult of Ray album.

I'm still trying to get over Vitor Belfort's disappointing loss to Randy Couture in UFC 49.