SLA

My friend, Neal, from school, has recently become co-president of the student chapter of the SLA (Special Libraries Association). It seems logical that the first order of business should be to kidnap an heiress and brainwash her into barcoding books with us. Her barcode scanner laser won't really be operational, but we'll get a good picture of her holding it. I may have to form a Whether Underground if the SLA's methods aren't extremist enough. We will start planting love bombs;maybe start ambushing helpful public servants with flowers or something. In reality, Mun Mun is far too lazy and self-involved to engage in such activities.

Saw a documentary recently on PBS about the real Weather Underground. I never knew how good lookin' those nut jobs were.