I've been having zero thoughts lately yet I feel compelled to post something. So,to prepare you for this year's birthday quiz, here is an old quiz. I'll post the answers another day...

THE MUN MUN QUIZ (2001)

Having never been married, I feel a little left out when re-runs of the Newlywed Game are on. After all, who knows my endearing little quirks? On whose head could I bop a piece of poster board in mock anger and get away with it? Let’s see how well you know the real Mun.

1) When "makin' whoopee," Mun would say it's most like what Graham Greene novel?

a.The Power and the Glory
b.Journey Without Maps
c.The Third Man

2) When Mun titrates the dosage of her pills, she cuts them with:

a. a karate chop
b. her teeth
c. a switchblade

3) Mun's most enticing pickup line is

a. How do I get to the Maori exhibit?
b. Why don't you come over and bust up this
here chiffarobe?
c. Tell me about the voices.

4) When reading her cats' Osho Zen Tarot, Milo chose which card:

a. The Miser (4 of Rainbows)
b. The Source (Ace of Fire)
c. Friendliness (2 of Water)

5) Inkblot chose which tarot card?

a. Politics (7 of Clouds)
b. Understanding (Page of Water)
c. Exhaustion (9 of Fire)

6) Mun is most attacted to

a. Brad Pitt
b. Pierce Brosnan
c. Nathan Lane
d. Keanu Reeves

7) What is NOT a way Mun & Oge like to taunt their sister, Margaret?

a.By chanting, "Where's My Catpin?" over and over under their breaths.
b. By singing clown music whenever Margaret wears a red sweater.
c.By spamming Margaret's inbox with good luck totems and voodoo curses.
[Note:This question had to be tossed out because,unbeknownst to me,it turns out we do all of those things]

8) Mun's favorite Jackie Chan movie (by a hair) is

a. Supercop 2
b. Who Am I?
c. First Strike

9) At Baskin Robbins, Mun is most likely to order

a. a milkshake
b. a banana split
c. an ice cream soda

10)When Mun failed to know the significance of the battle of Dunkirk in World War II, her Uncle Jack was

a.Appalled at her shocking ignorance
b. Shocked at her apalling ignorance
c. Ignorant of her apalling shock

10) What Ultimate Fighting Champion has NOT trained Mun in jiu jitsu?

a. Vitor Belfort
b. John Lewis
c. Ken Shamrock

11) When given a choice of Pixie sticks, Mun will always choose

a.Red and Purple
b.Orange and Green

12) Mun identifies most closely with which Bustown Kid?

a.Fatso Riley
b.General Nixon
c.Greenie Baby
d.Ch'lie the Pig
e.What's a Bustown Kid?