MUN MUN QUIZ 2006

(See the answers at the bottom of this post)

1. TK met Mun ______

a) On a tour of the Sony archive
b) On the Internet
c) On the Arpanet
d) At a Christian puppeteers convention

2. What part of Los Angeles did Mun grow up in?

a) The Palisades
b) West L.A.
c) The Valley
d) Oak Knoll

3. In kindergarten, Mun decided to vandalize her classroom’s bathroom by writing the only “bad” word she knew how to spell which was,

a) Pee
b) Fuck
c) Poop
d) Butt

4. Mun’s favorite fingerplay begins,

a) The Eensy Weensy Spider…
b) These are mother’s knives and forks…
c) Here’s the church, here’s the steeple…
d) There was a little turtle…

5. Mun has never

a) Licked the sidewalk on a dare
b) Laid down in the middle of the street on a dare
c) Caught a fish
d) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show in a theater
e) Been to a performance by Frank Sinatra

6. Mun prefers

a) pulpy orange juice
b) low pulp orange juice
c) Sunny Delight

7. Mun and TK spend a lot of their free time

a) Cleaning their apartment
b) Exercising
c) Learning the art of feng shui
d) Volunteering at a homeless shelter
e) Watching Werner Herzog’s oeuvre

8. The following are punch-lines to oft-told stories by Mun except:

a) I sought you war having a nervous breakdown or somesing.
b) …And so I kissed her on her black lips.
c) …And around the cat’s neck was a little swastika.
d) …And then P.David went ape-shit.
e) You mean you bought him a Happy Meal?

9. Mun has had ____ dental cavities filled in her lifetime.

a) 0
b) 2
c) 4
d) 12

10. Mun’s favorite new gadget is

a) Salad Shooter
b) Hairdini
c) Clack Egg Cracker
d) Cork Genie

11. The official brand name for the large piece of cat furniture in Mun and TK’s living room is

a) Puddy-tat Penthouse
b) Purrfect Pagoda
c) Kitty Cabana
d) Meow Manor

12. Mun has never

a) Been in a limousine
b) Played at Dodger Stadium
c) Eaten cat food
d) Seen a glacier in person

13. Mun has on at least one occasion

a) Been to a Grateful Dead concert
b) Fainted
c) Dropped a baby
d) All of the above
e) None of the above

14. The other week while working at the library, a teenage girl called Mun a ______

a) “bitch”
b) “white bitch”
c) “old, white bitch”
d) “fat, old, white bitch”


15. What don’t TK and Mun have in common

a) a hatred of Bono
b) disturbing childhood memories of the movie, Digby
c) friendships brought nearly to the breaking point after playing Diplomacy
d) a fascination with Jesus Christ
e) a fondness for Rowdy Roddy Piper


16. TK and Mun missed the first 20 minutes of a Neil Diamond concert last year because

a) TK insisted on going to the emergency room
b) Mun’s toenails weren’t yet dry
c) Mun’s massage went overtime
d) Mun was shopping for bon bons
e) The switch to Mun’s heart-light was broken


Answers: 1b, 2b, 3d, 4b, 5d, 6b, 7e, 8d, 9a, 10c, 11b, 12a, 13e, 14a, 15d, 16a