Mun Mun Quiz III (2004)

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1) Mun's secret nickname for her grandmother's dog, Fergie, was this Tennessee Williams character

a) Blanche
b) "Blue Roses" (Laura's nickname in the Glass Menagerie)
c) Baby Doll
d) Nonno

2) Match the Mittelbach with the character the way Mun would(6 points possible)

a) Sonny ________________ I) Mun
b) Fredo ________________ II) Oge
c) Tom __________________ III) Margaret
d) Michael _______________ IV) Paul
e) Vito __________________ V) Frank
f)Rocko _________________ VI) Fritzie

3) One day Mun went to work at the 'trieve accidentally

a) wearing one white shoe and one black shoe.
b) on Saturday
c) leaving her front door wide open

4) Mun feels that ________ is woefully under-used by society today

a) the wisdom of the elders
b) Yiddish
c) the library system
d) butterscotch

5) Mun's father reached this level of skill using a rifle in the U.S. army

a)Marksman
b) Sharpshooter
c) Expert
d) "Gomer Pyle"

6) Mun's protest sign when she last demonstrated against the war in Iraq read

a) War is bad
b) Honk if you are even mildly attracted to me
c) George W. is a poo poo head
d) Resist the Borg

7) Sadly,Mun has NEVER visited a museum or collection devoted to

a) Der Struwwelpeter (a German children's book from the 1800's)
b) pop-up books
c) cryptozoology
d) Arthur Rackham

8) Mun's favorite elevation is

a) 7,000 feet
b) 5,000 feet
c) Sea level

9) When he is not acting in films or starring on Broadway, Mun's stuffed animal friend, Eeyore, is writing what tome?

a) Donkey Xote
b) Eeyore's Art of War
c) Christopher Robin, Christopher Schmobin
d) What Color Is Your Tail Ribbon?
e) PETSA's Civil Disobedience Handbook (published by People For the Ethical Treatment of Stuffed Animals)

10) What weird thing does Mun NOT do?

a) Drink the brine out of Bubbies Pickle jars
b) Plot her revenge
c) Hold on to unused gift certificates from the 1970's
d) Ask people to walk on her back
e) Make pigeon noises
f) *69 telemarketers and play with their minds

11) When Mun studied at the Carlson Gracie Jiu Jitsu academy, a couple of her fellow students had freakishly appropriate warrior names. Which of the following was NOT among them

a) Attila
b) D'artanien
c) Lancelot

DEPRESSING BONUS QUESTIONS

12) What disease was Mun's nephew, Danilo, NOT misdiagnosed with?

a) acute cerebellar ataxia
b) retinitis pigmentosa
c) adrenoleukodystrophy
d) mitochondrial myopathy

13) Match the soundtrack playing in Mun's head with the death (4 points possible)

a) Grandma ____ I) Broken Bicycles by Tom Waits
b) Mommy ____ II) The Dimming of the Day by Richard Thompson
c) Fergie ______ III) Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel
d) Fritzie ______ IV) Medley of La Boheme and La Traviata

Your score means:

0-4 Like how Frank Sinatra chastised the woman refusing to join him in a menage a trois, "Come on.Get with it, babe."

5-8 Impressive how you got so many points by randomly guessing. Now guess who's in the running to win a prize. (Hint: Not you)

9-14 Your high score indicates an in depth knowledge of Mun's psyche. How fulfilling this must be for you.

15-19 You are known to blurt out, "Mun Mittelbach is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've met in my entire life."

20-21 Yeah, um, I don't think I want to be this close anymore