Dear Miss Evilkins,

Sharpening your claws on Eeyore last night was the wrong move. Don't you know he's the spokesdonkey for PETSA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Stuffed Animals)? He's likely to have you extradicted to the Hague.

I long to stroke your silky tail, but I'm stuck here at the stupid worky place.

Mun Mun