If there are vegetarians, are there any fungitarians?

Spotted the other day on a pro-war demonstrator's sign, "Honk if you extremely dislike France."

Maybe I'll add a line to my peace sign, "Honk if you're even mildly attracted to me."

I wonder what I should write on my placard when I march for peace. How 'bout "Stop the Borg" or "Oil Schmoil"? Ideas?

Like my dad says, "When you live in Shit Town, don't take a crap."

I coined a new phrase after seeing the movie, "Laurel Canyon" last night. "The Feel Up Movie of the Year." God, I'm witty.

Shrinkie the Bear says:

Magical Thinking will get you nowhere...or everywhere.

Did you know that Venice, Italy was founded by people evading Attila the Hun and his crew by hiding in the marshes? There's a place like that in my mind, only it's called Fritzie.