The other shoe keeps dropping. How many feet does this thing have anyway?!


Mun Mun

Shrinkie the Bear says:

Remove the pennies from your eyes.

Hello,
In keeping with my mother's penchant for keeping tabs on all threats to one's survival (i.e. "Oleander leaves are poisonous. You will did if you eat them."), I now issue this Mommy Alert:

According to the Los Angeles Times, a tropical Brown Widow spider has been discovered in Torrance as part of an ongoing spider survey by the Natural History Museum. Twice as poisonous as the black widow, the brown widow can grow up to one and a half inches long and has an orange to yellow hourglass design on its underside. Its bites are not normally fatal because they inject small amounts of poison when they bite.

So, do what you must. I recommend running through the streets screaming.

Shrinkie the Bear says:

Your contempt for others' weaknesses is showing...and it's incredibly unattractive.

Shrinkie the Bear says:

Consider evolving.

Shrinkie the Bear says:

In case you didn't know, your lust for power is completely transparent.

Confidential to long, lost friend who will never read this:

You showed your true colors. I'd like to say they were bloodless like a gray-scale, but they were in fact vibrant. Oh, well. Other rainbows do appear in this world.

Shrinkie the Bear says:

Act as if there's going to be a tomorrow.