Dreamed Margaret said Mommy was psychic. Mommy could start a fire with her mind. She showed us how on the poinsettia tree. Fergie was 20 years old and trotting around. Woke up and remembered even the pointsettia tree is dead.

Hey, Pow Wow Groupies,


UCLA's annual Pow Wow happens May 3-4. Are you feeling the spirit?

Dear Miss Fluffmonger,

You are most beautiful when you kill and eat spiders. Just don't play with them first. They might get away.


Mark me.


Mun Mun

If there are vegetarians, are there any fungitarians?

Spotted the other day on a pro-war demonstrator's sign, "Honk if you extremely dislike France."

Maybe I'll add a line to my peace sign, "Honk if you're even mildly attracted to me."

I wonder what I should write on my placard when I march for peace. How 'bout "Stop the Borg" or "Oil Schmoil"? Ideas?

Like my dad says, "When you live in Shit Town, don't take a crap."

I coined a new phrase after seeing the movie, "Laurel Canyon" last night. "The Feel Up Movie of the Year." God, I'm witty.

Shrinkie the Bear says:

Magical Thinking will get you nowhere...or everywhere.

Did you know that Venice, Italy was founded by people evading Attila the Hun and his crew by hiding in the marshes? There's a place like that in my mind, only it's called Fritzie.