Shrinky the Bear says:
Judge not lest ye be judged...motherfucker.

Shrinky the Bear says,

Next time you attempt suicide, try jumping off a taller building, dummy.

Shrinkie the Bear says:

Walk down and fuck 'em all.

Shrinkie the Bear says,

Just what you needed: Another goddamn opportunity to grow.

Shrinkie the Bear says,

It would be advisable to quit almost hitting pedestrians in crosswalks with your big, fat car.

Shrinkie the Bear says:

Your gutlessness is almost entertaining to watch.

Shrinkie the Bear says:
Quit imbuing everything with meaning.

Shrinkie the Bear says,

Don't be trippin'.

Shrinkie the Bear says:
 
May I recommend the sand dabs?

Shrinkie the Bear says:

Stop telegraphing your punches, stupid.

Shrinkie the Bear says:
No matter. Confidence isn't that becoming on you anyway.

Shrinkie the Bear says:

Why do you feel the need to lord your physical superiority over others?

Shrinkie the Bear says -
There's a fly in your logic.

Shrinkie the Bear wonders -
What is going on in your tiny mind?

Shrinkie the Bear says

It's so cute when you act out like that.

Shrinkie the Bear says:

Magical Thinking will get you nowhere...or everywhere.

Shrinkie the Bear says:

Remove the pennies from your eyes.

Shrinkie the Bear says:

Your contempt for others' weaknesses is showing...and it's incredibly unattractive.

Shrinkie the Bear says:

Consider evolving.

Shrinkie the Bear says:

In case you didn't know, your lust for power is completely transparent.