So, the Echo Center (also known as Echo Parent & Education and formerly The Center for Nonviolent Education and Parenting) is a cult, right? Discuss.

I'm sorry if California hurt you.

What do you do when you only feel passionate about inconsequential bullshit?

I feel shitty and depleted.

I am tortured by dreams of you having way more fun than me at the Malibu Colony frolicking in the waves with Jim Carey and Adam Sandler.

PMS is unfuckingbelievable today. Jesus Shit!

I am a Gorgon and I only eat gorganic.

A hefty, middle-aged woman lumbered out of a new VW Beetle in the parking lot, so I said, "Sorry, only cute, petite Asian women are allowed to drive those."

I'm nearly 42 years old and my skin is breaking out like a motherfucker. I hope the eventual onset of menopause will take care of this. Something to look forward to.

Unter Brüdern

Library patron is "shocked" that we don't own the autobiography of two Ukrainian boxing champion brothers with PhDs written in GERMAN.