Am I the only one who gets Bahrain mixed up with Brunei?

There is a library patron who comes in every day who mostly reads about bees and silkworms. Every day he asks me a meandering nonsensical question. At first, I felt bad and wondered if the language barrier was the problem (he comes from Guatemala), but today he asked me an incomprehensible question and then, to help me understand what he was asking, wrote the question down only what he wrote down was yet another group of non-sequiters strung together that made no sense and bore little resemblance to the question he formulated verbally.

"if C.E.O. is philosophy or teacher with wearing red neck tye [sic] belong to Federal Government?"

I realize now it is not the language barrier. He is looney tunes.

Mun Mun's Law

If you put on your socks but not your shoes to avoid waking up a sleeping baby, as you are getting ready to leave the house, you will step in cat vomit.

Audiobooks I wish I had

Why didn't anyone convince Hubert Selby Jr. to record audio-books of his work. He had the greatest voice. Damn.

Mun Mun ahead of the fashion curve as usual ;)

According to Mun Mun, it is now cool to wear Christmas socks all year round.

Wish Fulfillment

Long before I had my baby, I fantasized about dressing my future child up in one of those cute pea pod costumes for Halloween. Yesterday TK and I bought a pea pod outfit at Babies R Us!

Screaming

For some reason lately every night I scream in my sleep from a nightmare and TK has to wake me up. Only the nightmares are getting dumber and dumber. The last one was so, dumb after I told TK what it was about (it involved discovering that I was lying on a very dirty bed), he joked that he wasn't going to bother waking me up any more.

Big and tall

I bought my dad some underwear at Casual Male the other day. They really need to stock more boxers that don't have beer or rum emblems on them. These are the other major categories of underwear at Casual Male: Satanic, Pink Floyd, poker chips.

Mun Mun ponders

If Weird Al Yankovic had been born German, would all his lyrics be about poop rather than food?

Best reference question this week

A man came up to the desk yesterday and said, "I want books on hacking...because I'm going to be hacking the Martians." I proceeded to read him the titles of books on network security from our library catalog and he shushed me. I guess they were listening.