Mun Mun's Law

If you put on your socks but not your shoes to avoid waking up a sleeping baby, as you are getting ready to leave the house, you will step in cat vomit.

Audiobooks I wish I had

Why didn't anyone convince Hubert Selby Jr. to record audio-books of his work. He had the greatest voice. Damn.

Mun Mun ahead of the fashion curve as usual ;)

According to Mun Mun, it is now cool to wear Christmas socks all year round.

Wish Fulfillment

Long before I had my baby, I fantasized about dressing my future child up in one of those cute pea pod costumes for Halloween. Yesterday TK and I bought a pea pod outfit at Babies R Us!

Screaming

For some reason lately every night I scream in my sleep from a nightmare and TK has to wake me up. Only the nightmares are getting dumber and dumber. The last one was so, dumb after I told TK what it was about (it involved discovering that I was lying on a very dirty bed), he joked that he wasn't going to bother waking me up any more.

Big and tall

I bought my dad some underwear at Casual Male the other day. They really need to stock more boxers that don't have beer or rum emblems on them. These are the other major categories of underwear at Casual Male: Satanic, Pink Floyd, poker chips.

Mun Mun ponders

If Weird Al Yankovic had been born German, would all his lyrics be about poop rather than food?

Best reference question this week

A man came up to the desk yesterday and said, "I want books on hacking...because I'm going to be hacking the Martians." I proceeded to read him the titles of books on network security from our library catalog and he shushed me. I guess they were listening.

Misadventures

Mun Mun has never tried cocaine, but Mun Mun thinks she'd like to one day. I'll probably wait until I retire though. Remind me after 65.

Mun Mun has not had much success with illicit drug use. The first and last time Mun Mun tried to take a bong hit, she immediately threw up into her hands.

Mun Mun is real smooth.

Latest baby nightmare

Killer bee attack this time. Thankfully TK woke me up after weakly shouting, "Help, help!" in my sleep.