Rumpelstiltskin is alive and printing ass porn for free at the library.
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A nice turn of phrase as my kid recounts her dream
"I just fainted 'cos I got undid of the hypnotism."
Wednesday, February 06, 2019
And no one will get to 50 unscathed
You (haughty whippersnappers in your 20s): You are old and lame. Watch our dust, old person.
Me (in my 30s): I didn't think I was that old...
You (now in late 30s or early 40s): Wait, we are old and dumpy. Our hairline receded a long time ago. Nobody thinks we are cool anymore. Our faces are puffy and we look like shit. And you look exactly the same more or less.
Me (49): Hahahahahahahaha
Monday, November 20, 2017
Monday, May 29, 2017
Winchell-Mahoney Time Lyrics (1954 Decca)
(Kids) Yay!
(Paul) Hiya, boys and girls!
(Kids)Hiya, Paul
(Jerry) Hiya kids!
(Kids)Hiya Jerry
(Jerry)Welcome to another meeting of the Jerry Mahoney Club, heh heh heh heh
(Paul)Say boys and girls would you like to join us right now and sing our theme song?
(Kids) Yeah!
(Jerry) Okay, Milt, let's go
Hooray! Hoorah!
It's Winchell-Mahoney Time and Winchell-Mahoney Time
Is time for fun
Hooray! Hurrah!
We're glad everybody's here
C'mon let us hear a cheer from everyone
So ready in your places
Light up your happy faces
Ya gotta yell and tell 'em who you are
Hip hip
Hooray! Hoorah!
Cis boom bah
(Paul)Scotty waddy doo doo, --You!
(Kids)Scotty waddy doo doo
(Paul) Everybody!
(Kids) Scotty waddy doo doo time
Hooray, Hoorah
(instrumental)
Hooray, Hoorah
(instrumental)
Hip Hip
Hooray! Hoorah!
Cis Boom Bah
(instrumental)
(Jerry)Go ahead, Knuckle, take it
(Knucklehead) OK, here I go
Hooray, Hoorah
It's Winchell-Mahoney Time and Winchell-Mahoney Time
Is time for fun
Hooray, hoorah
We're glad everybody's here
C'mon let us hear a cheer from everyone
(Jerry) Irving?
(Irving) So ready in your places
Light up your happy faces
You gotta yell hooray!
(Paul)Everybody
Hip Hip
Hooray! Hoorah!
Cis Boom Bah
(Paul)Now me, Scotty watty doo doo-- You!
(Kids)Scotty watty doo doo
(Paul) Everyone!
(All)Scotty watty doo doo time
(Paul) Hiya, boys and girls!
(Kids)Hiya, Paul
(Jerry) Hiya kids!
(Kids)Hiya Jerry
(Jerry)Welcome to another meeting of the Jerry Mahoney Club, heh heh heh heh
(Paul)Say boys and girls would you like to join us right now and sing our theme song?
(Kids) Yeah!
(Jerry) Okay, Milt, let's go
It's Winchell-Mahoney Time and Winchell-Mahoney Time
Is time for fun
Hooray! Hurrah!
We're glad everybody's here
C'mon let us hear a cheer from everyone
So ready in your places
Light up your happy faces
Ya gotta yell and tell 'em who you are
Hip hip
Hooray! Hoorah!
Cis boom bah
(Paul)Scotty waddy doo doo, --You!
(Kids)Scotty waddy doo doo
(Paul) Everybody!
(Kids) Scotty waddy doo doo time
Hooray, Hoorah
(instrumental)
Hooray, Hoorah
(instrumental)
Hip Hip
Hooray! Hoorah!
Cis Boom Bah
(instrumental)
(Jerry)Go ahead, Knuckle, take it
(Knucklehead) OK, here I go
Hooray, Hoorah
It's Winchell-Mahoney Time and Winchell-Mahoney Time
Is time for fun
Hooray, hoorah
We're glad everybody's here
C'mon let us hear a cheer from everyone
(Jerry) Irving?
(Irving) So ready in your places
Light up your happy faces
You gotta yell hooray!
(Paul)Everybody
Hip Hip
Hooray! Hoorah!
Cis Boom Bah
(Paul)Now me, Scotty watty doo doo-- You!
(Kids)Scotty watty doo doo
(Paul) Everyone!
(All)Scotty watty doo doo time
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